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Last night my friend and I were inside a restaurant. We went outside and sat at the tables in the open, smoking. Beside us was a table full of chattering people dressed in blue. We walked around and saw a girl selling mini pretzels, the kind where you scoop up any amount you want and pay per grammage.

Suddenly we were hiding beneath a very low table trying to fend of an egyptian guard mummy thrusting his sword at us. He was in the form of a mummy casket thing and therefore extremely hard. We tried stabbing him but the sword broke. Then we found ourselves standing on top of a table and he at the bottom, and I threw a 2B pencil at his chest like a dart, and it pierced him.

And then I woke.