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The second one which I remember is a shorter one. And perverted.

In my dream I am a man, sitting at my desk late one night. My desk has a window. I stand to look, and through it I have a direct view of a bedroom belonging to my neighbour, who happens to be a friend way back when I was 9. She is in her bra and panties and lying on top of a man, probably a boyfriend. They are having a chat. Then she takes his hand and puts it into her underwear. I sit back down at my computer and a male friend talks to me online. He asks "What 10 things would you say to a woman on Valentine's Day?"

And then I wake. Fortunately enough.